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Fred and George's New Friend

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Disclaimer: Despite their depicted ages in official Wizarding World media, the story below and all images are created with the intent that all characters are at least 18 years of age or older. It is said that there are an infinite number of universes, a different one for each possible outcome for everything that has ever happened. In the Wizarding World, it is known that during the Triwizard Tournament that Harry Potter participated in, the life of young Cedric Diggory was ended by Lord Voldemort. What is not so well known is that there was at least one universe in which the offspring of Mr. Potter went back in time to save Cedric by using the Engorgio spell. As the young Mr. Potter discovered, this led to Cedric becoming a Death Eater, following Voldemort. Yet given the theory that there are so many universes, what if there was one in which Cedric simply lost after being humiliated and feeling disgraced, only finished his school years in anonymity? Perhaps he was able to help a lit...

Living the Flat Life

  “You all right, Chris?” Pete asked me as I picked at my dinner. I sighed before I made my answer. “Not really.” “Oh, what’s wrong?” “Life. I got laid off from my job, rent’s coming due, I just feel overwhelmed. I’m just ready to be done with it all.” “Oh, sorry, didn’t know things had gotten so bad.” I put my fork down. “It’s just, I wish I didn’t have to worry about that anymore, you know?” Pete leaned back. “I think I could offer something.” I started. “No, man, I’m not looking for a handout, just gotta get back out there, I’ll be fine.” “I’m just saying, I got space for you here.” I blinked. I knew he only had the one bedroom. What did he mean? Then I remembered a party he’d had once. “You still have that wringer?” I asked. He nodded. The wringer would turn anyone into a flattened version of themselves. Like a cut out, except it wasn’t cardboard. They’d pop back to normal after about twelve hours. At the party, that meant we’d wake up back to normal, in the beds...

Living the Toon Life

  “ Come on over if you want to unwind,” Juan remembered Sean saying. Well, it had been a tough day at the hospital, some time with his buddy and his boyfriend Shawn would be just what he needed. So instead of turning right at the intersection to go home, he went left. Maybe we’ll play a video game or two , thought Juan as the blocks went by. Have a beer, hell, maybe I can even get a handjob. He pulled into Sean and Shawn’s driveway and hurried up to the front door and rang the doorbell. Sean opened the door, dressed in a t-shirt and shorts. “Hey, buddy, how’s it going?” “ Thought I’d take you up on that offer,” Juan replied. Sean smiled broadly. “ Great! Come on in, we were just about to play some Super Smash Brothers.” The two walked in to the den, where Shawn was starting up the game. “Juan, good to see ya,” Shawn grinned as he got a third controller ready. “Hey, I’ll get us a drink,” Sean said and headed to the kitchen. Juan took a seat on a soft cushion o...