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Living the Flat Life

  “You all right, Chris?” Pete asked me as I picked at my dinner. I sighed before I made my answer. “Not really.” “Oh, what’s wrong?” “Life. I got laid off from my job, rent’s coming due, I just feel overwhelmed. I’m just ready to be done with it all.” “Oh, sorry, didn’t know things had gotten so bad.” I put my fork down. “It’s just, I wish I didn’t have to worry about that anymore, you know?” Pete leaned back. “I think I could offer something.” I started. “No, man, I’m not looking for a handout, just gotta get back out there, I’ll be fine.” “I’m just saying, I got space for you here.” I blinked. I knew he only had the one bedroom. What did he mean? Then I remembered a party he’d had once. “You still have that wringer?” I asked. He nodded. The wringer would turn anyone into a flattened version of themselves. Like a cut out, except it wasn’t cardboard. They’d pop back to normal after about twelve hours. At the party, that meant we’d wake up back to normal, in the beds...

Living the Toon Life

  “ Come on over if you want to unwind,” Juan remembered Sean saying. Well, it had been a tough day at the hospital, some time with his buddy and his boyfriend Shawn would be just what he needed. So instead of turning right at the intersection to go home, he went left. Maybe we’ll play a video game or two , thought Juan as the blocks went by. Have a beer, hell, maybe I can even get a handjob. He pulled into Sean and Shawn’s driveway and hurried up to the front door and rang the doorbell. Sean opened the door, dressed in a t-shirt and shorts. “Hey, buddy, how’s it going?” “ Thought I’d take you up on that offer,” Juan replied. Sean smiled broadly. “ Great! Come on in, we were just about to play some Super Smash Brothers.” The two walked in to the den, where Shawn was starting up the game. “Juan, good to see ya,” Shawn grinned as he got a third controller ready. “Hey, I’ll get us a drink,” Sean said and headed to the kitchen. Juan took a seat on a soft cushion o...

Thomas Sanders and the Photographer

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“See you later, babe,” Jon Cozart said as he kissed Thomas’ cheek. “Later,” Thomas Sanders replied and watched wistfully as his boyfriend left the apartment. The two had only recently begun dating, and both being popular internet personalities, had decided not to go public with their relationship yet. You never knew this early on if things would work out. Thomas was a little worried already. He and Jon discussed things openly with each other, all except one thing: things that turned them on. Rather, Jon happily discussed it with Thomas, but Thomas was a little hesitant. As he heard Jon walk down the hall, Thomas refreshed a page on his laptop. “Nice!” he said to himself as he saw that JMaster13 had posted a new picture. Darren Criss was inflating Zac Efron’s head with a water pistol while Matt Damon had been made into a cube, serving as a seat to Nick Jonas. There were a number of things that turned Thomas on, but one go to was seeing men get transformed, flattened, inflat...